CHIQUITA: HEALTH FOOD. NOT CRAZY   . _ Bananas isn’t crazy. Banana is health food. Chiquita is banana.

CHIQUITA: HEALTH FOOD. NOT CRAZY. _ Bananas isn’t crazy. Banana is health food. Chiquita is banana.

SLIM JIM: PORTABLE MEAT    _ It’s meat that’s portable.

SLIM JIM: PORTABLE MEAT _ It’s meat that’s portable.

LA-Z-BOY: COMFORT IS EVERYTHING!    _ Comfort is everything. And no one knows comfort like La-Z-Boy.

LA-Z-BOY: COMFORT IS EVERYTHING! _ Comfort is everything. And no one knows comfort like La-Z-Boy.

SHACHIHATA INC. REDACTING MARKER: ANOTHER GOVERNMENT COVER UP    _ A redacting pen that meets the standards of the United States Government. Here are some of those cover ups.

SHACHIHATA INC. REDACTING MARKER: ANOTHER GOVERNMENT COVER UP _ A redacting pen that meets the standards of the United States Government. Here are some of those cover ups.

TITO’S: UNCOMMONLY SMOOTH. UNEQUIVOCALLY TEXAN.   _  Tito’s is distilled six times by hand for the right kick of Texan smoothness.

TITO’S: UNCOMMONLY SMOOTH. UNEQUIVOCALLY TEXAN. _ Tito’s is distilled six times by hand for the right kick of Texan smoothness.

CARVANA: SEEK CARVANA     _  When you realize there’s a more human way to buy a car, you don’t simply seek Carvana. You achieve Carvana.

CARVANA: SEEK CARVANA _ When you realize there’s a more human way to buy a car, you don’t simply seek Carvana. You achieve Carvana.

BURN-A-D!CK CANDLES    _ The patriarchy is a dick to everyone. So let’s burn those dicks to the ground.

BURN-A-D!CK CANDLES _ The patriarchy is a dick to everyone. So let’s burn those dicks to the ground.

SPCA DOG CARDS    _ My wife and I adopted Daisy a year ago. We wanted to come up with an idea to help the shelter she came from. We would sell blister packs of dog cards (representing real dogs) at different no-kill SPCA shelters. The proceeds would go back to the shelters themselves so they could keep on doing.

SPCA DOG CARDS _ My wife and I adopted Daisy a year ago. We wanted to come up with an idea to help the shelter she came from. We would sell blister packs of dog cards (representing real dogs) at different no-kill SPCA shelters. The proceeds would go back to the shelters themselves so they could keep on doing.

BALD TOP BEER CANS _ I made this for a project first year at BC for a real brewery. They asked for the cans (for no money) three times. I turned them down but I still like them.

THE TAIL _ This happened with a couple of my friends. Made with Sean Johnson - Ariana Safari - Mitchell Moss.

ST. PATRICK’S DAY HOLIDAY MEDITATION _ Enjoy. Made with Lars Ballard.

BEN’S BIKE _ This was the first animation I made. Fenske said it was “good.” That pretty much made my year.

CERAMICS    _ I got bored in High School and started throwing pots.

CERAMICS _ I got bored in High School and started throwing pots.

COLLAGE    _ Some say hoarding old books is a problem. At least it turned into something.

COLLAGE _ Some say hoarding old books is a problem. At least it turned into something.

PHOTOGRAPHY    _ In the computer    (click)  ↑

PHOTOGRAPHY _ In the computer (click)

RICHMOND ILLUSTRATIONS _ These happened.

PAINTING    _ I paint things.

PAINTING _ I paint things.